Thursday, December 14, 2017

14 December 2017




We're all still clearly riding the Doug Jones victory high, and we're still talking about how incredibly united and motivated the African American women of Alabama were during this election. It's nice to have nice things to think about during the holiday season. But get ready for the repeal of net neutrality (as a side note, fuck you, Ajit Pai, you fucking fuck). And the steaming pile of pig shit known as the GOP tax bill. And hell, we're so late in the year, get ready for the 2018 midterm elections, when we can possibly turn this shit show around.

13 December 2017



Like many of the spikes on 2017's political seismograph, we owe this week's political moment to women---the courageous women who stepped forward and call out Roy Moore (pictured in the sauce pan) for his shitty, criminal behavior, and then for African-American women, who turned out in large numbers for Doug Jones, catapulting him into a deep red Senate seat. And, you might ask, why the hell are we referencing Steely Dan in all of this? Because it makes sense, that's why.

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

12 December 2017



Well, well, well well well. It looks like the Senate will not have to worry about admitting a pedophile into their ranks. We'll get into more (but not Moore!) of this weird, wild special election tomorrow, you can be sure of that.  Until then I would like to say, to the people of Alabama, thank you for your good sense.

Monday, December 11, 2017

11 December 2017





Well, Tuesday's special election in Alabama to fill Jeff Sessions' vacated senate seat probably won't end in sexy cyborg eagles carrying him off to his doom, but we can dream, right? Right? Anyway, do the right thing tomorrow, Alabama (hint: the right thing is to not vote for Moore, because he is a racist pedophile).

Sunday, December 10, 2017

10 December 2017




The California wildfires seem to be losing their hold on the front page (for now. let's just hope they disappear IRL too), thus making room for other local headaches, like misbehaving deputies, and more international stuff, like Afghan commandos and french rock and roll idols. It was one of those rare news days of 2017, the kind that don't make you seriously wonder if humanity can possibly survive until the end of the week.

Saturday, December 9, 2017

9 December 2017




What up, Dre? Below the fold, down past all the stuff about the wildfires that still dominates the front page, was a vintage photo of N.W.A., there to lead you back to the Calendar Section to read a piece about them. It's a classy, black and white image of the storied group. Hell, they look like they could be a band that was just starting out today.  But then you notice Dre's acid-washed jeans and you're like, nope, this is a photo from long, long ago.

Friday, December 8, 2017

8 December 2017




I appreciate the Times offering a little distraction, in the form of an article about the newly minted world heritage site Okinoshima, from the unrelenting wildfire news. It helps a little. I mean, not as much as the story about the LAPD cadets who stole patrol cars, because that story is still hilarious. But serious! Don't steal cop cars, kids; it'll end badly.