Thursday, July 13, 2017
13 July 2017
I like a paper that'll give me, on the front page, side by side, an article about how the wait times at Disneyland rides are getting longer and longer and an article about a one-trillion ton iceberg that just calved off the Antarctic ice shelf. And all the political stuff is still there, all the photos of sentient douchenozzle Donald Trump Jr. that you can stomach, just to the right of the iceberg and Disneyland stories, but at this point everyone is like, "we know the White House is a seething, garbage-choked cesspool of corruption and greed, so fuck it, let's talk about some other stuff. Let's talk about everything, the truly dire shit (iceberg) and some total nonsense as well (Disneyland)."