Whoa, whoa, WHOA, Los Angeles Times front page. You're giving me President Obama, and Trump, and the Governator, AND Krispy Kreme doughnuts all on a single A1? Plus mention of a story deeper in section A about the death of the Ringling Bros. Circus? That's some serious information overload. How do I string this all together into some sort of coherent image? Ah, yes--by recalling the poet Juvenal's most well known zinger.